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I take smiles from the business men too!

a homeless man offering smiles for coins, under the Adams & Wabash stop in the Loop.
1 month ago
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Well if you hadn’t chewed a hole in yours, you would still have a glove!

A mother to her child on State Street
3 months ago
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She’s not weird looking like ugly, she’s weird looking like her face…..
Her nose was like so weird, she was almost like voldemort.

Brown Line
3 months ago
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They look at my facebook page and they be like dayymmnnn.

Belmont Red Line
3 months ago
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Did you ever work with Jim? Jim the tall white man with the breasts.

On the Red Line
5 months ago
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I can’t believe I took the stairs.. what was I thinking??

A girl beginning to walk DOWN the stairs from the THIRD floor… that’s 2 flights of stair down people.
6 months ago

@nootherday

#nootherday

6 months ago
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It was amazing with fresh home made bread!”
“You baked bread?!”
“No!! I got it from the store!

in a fancy Italian restaurant in Lincoln Park
6 months ago

So grandma takes a five iron and chases the cows off the golf course…

(At the Museum of Science and Industry)

6 months ago
”

Did she die when she fell off?”

“No, she got run over.

Dairy Queen on Southport
6 months ago
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I mean what am I going to do, NOT wear my high heels?! Pshhh!!

Addison Red Line Stop
7 months ago
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You are going to be so drunk at church on Sunday!”
“I know, I’ve basically just accepted that.”
“What kind of church do you go to?”
“It’s called agnostic, it means there are blacks, and puerto ricans, and mexicans. It’s great!”
“Oh my god. That is not what that means.

On the Brown Line
7 months ago
”

Yea… I basically only vote green party.

Occupy Chicago, General Assembly at Congress and Michigan
7 months ago
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I can’t see anything!!”
“I love hats

outside of a Columbia College classroom
7 months ago
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I smoke a pack a day, but I eat organic apples.

Guy talking to friends, walking down N Broadway
7 months ago